A priest took a beautiful woman

A priest took a beautiful woman in his bedroom.

He put a Bible on the bed and asked the woman to lie on the bed.

When the priest tried to have sex with her, the woman shouted:

“Father, what are you doing?”

The priest replied

“Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through.”

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