A Passenger Tapped The Taxi Driver On The Shoulder

A passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,

went up the footpath and stopped inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,

“Buddy, don’t ever do that again

You scared the sh*t out of me!”

The passenger after apologizing, said,

“I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “It’s not really your fault, it’s my first day as a cab driver but I have been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years!

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