A married

A married couple was walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it would bite them. The husband lifted his wife to let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart. The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little, and ran away.

The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her. But his wife shouted, “I’ve seen people throwing stones & sticks at dogs, this is the first time I seen someone trying to throw his wife at a dog, Moral: No one else can misunderstand a Husband better than a Wife.

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