A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane

A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”. Kid: Ok, what do we talk about? Man (making fun of the kid): How about nuclear power?

Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question… Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty and horse clumps. Why? Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty and horse clumps. Why?
Man: I don’t know. Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you dont know shit???

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