A man walked into a supermarket, unaware that his zipper was down. As he moved through the aisles, a female cashier noticed him and, with a slight smirk, said, “Your barracks door is open.”
Confused, the man continued shopping, unsure of what she meant. As he was nearing the end of his shopping, another man approached him and said, “Your fly is open.”
Feeling embarrassed, the man quickly zipped up and finished his errands. At checkout, he purposely chose the same line as the cashier who had made the earlier comment. He decided to have a little fun, so when it was his turn, he jokingly asked, “So, when you saw my barracks door open, was there a soldier standing at attention?”
The cashier paused, then responded with a grin, “No, but I did see a retired soldier sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.”
