A Man Hates His Wife’s Cat But His Life Is About To Change

Ask anybody who has a cat in their life and they will tell you that it is one of the best decisions they ever made. That being said, there are also some people who don’t care much for our feline friends.

Such was the case in the following joke. A man wasn’t happy with his wife’s cat so he decided to do something about it.

The problem was, he didn’t really think ahead and in the end, we get a good laugh at his situation because cats rule!

A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all.

He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house.

The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens.

He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat keeps on coming home before him.

At last, he decides to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right, and so on until he reaches what he thinks is a perfect spot and drops the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks her, “Jen, is the cat there?”

“Yes, why do you ask?” answers the wife.

Frustrated, the man says, “Put that cat on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions.”

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