A man goes to hell

A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says “you have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for eternity”.

The man goes through hundreds of rooms but can’t decide.

Until he sees a room where a man is sitting on a couch, watching football on tv couch, watching football on tv and getting a blowjob from a cheerleader.

The man says “this is what I want to do for eternity!!”

The Devil says “are you sure?”

The man screams “Hell Yes!”.

The devil goes up to the cheerleader and says “You can stop now, I found someone to replace you”.

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