A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school?
Son: At school Robot slaps son
Son: Ok, I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Toy Story Robot slaps son again
Son: Ok, it was A Day with a P*rn Star.
Dad: What?! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what p*rn was. *Robot slaps dad*
Mom: Haha!! Like father like son. After all he is your son, Robot slaps mom
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