A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
A little boy walks into his parent’s room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and…
The plane ascended into the night sky, but the tranquility of the journey was soon disrupted by the repetitive kicking of the daughter’s seat by the young…
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You…
3 guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar, and ordered a drink. The man looked around…
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our…