A man and a woman are in a lamaze class

A man and a woman are in a lamaze class, and the woman is 7 months pregnant. In this class, the lamaze instructor is trying to get the husbands to understand what their wives are going through.

All the men put on fake bellies, and the lamaze instructor walks up to the first man and drops a pencil in front of him.

“Okay, now pick up that pencil exactly as your wife would,” says the lamaze instructor.

The husband smiles slyly. “You want me to pick it up ‘exactly’ how my wife would? He asks.

“Yes, exactly how your wife would,” the lamaze instructor repeats, impatiently.

The man looks at his wife, and says, “Honey, pick up that pencil.”

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