A woman approached a man and said, “Excuse me, sir, I’m doing a little survey. Can I ask you a few questions?”
He said, “Sure – ask away.”
She asked, “If you are on a bus and a woman gets on and there were no available seats, would you offer her yours?”
“No – couldn’t possibly.”
“What if she’s pregnant?”
“Nope.”
“What if she’s a senior lady?”
“Still no way, I’m afraid.”
The woman huffed and said, “You are one selfish man with no manners! Who exactly do you think you are?”
The man replied –
“I’m a freakin’ BUS DRIVER!”
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