A little old lady goes to her doctor for a checkup. The doctor asks her if she is having any problems. ‘Yes doctor, I have a problem. I have to fart a lot. I fart all the time.
Fortunately, no one can hear them or smell them. In fact, I have farted twice just since you came in. I bet you couldn’t hear or smell them, could you?'”
“The doctor gives her an examination and says to her, ‘I can treat this problem with an over-the-counter medication, a prescription, and a referral.’
‘The over-the-counter medication will help your body produce less gas, the prescription medication will help you recover your sense of smell, and I am giving you a referral to an audiologist to see if they can help you to hear better.’”