A little girl complained to her father, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her father joked, “But honey, you already have a sister!”
Confused, the toddler asked, “I do? “Sure,” her dad said, pulling the kid’s chain. “You don’t see her because every time you come in the front door, she scoots out the back door! “The confused toddler thought for a moment and then beamed, “You mean just like my other daddy!”
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ‘Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke…
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from…
A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down…
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The…
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re…
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says…