A little girl complained to her father, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her father joked, “But honey, you already have a sister!”
Confused, the toddler asked, “I do? “Sure,” her dad said, pulling the kid’s chain. “You don’t see her because every time you come in the front door, she scoots out the back door! “The confused toddler thought for a moment and then beamed, “You mean just like my other daddy!”
Teacher: “John, what’s the matter? Why are you looking so upset?” John: “My dad is in the police station, and my mom is in the hospital!” Teacher:…
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar, and he said, “In my house, I am the boss, I say when the laundry…
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…
All the way through dinner, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter stared at me intently as I sat opposite her. The little girl could hardly eat her…
Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,“Didn’t I marry you two last year?” Ted replied, “Yes, Father, you did.”…
After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her medications. As…