A little boy asked his father a question.
“Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies.
But how do they get there in the first place?” he asked innocently. After dad hemmed and hawed for a while, the kid finally spoke up in disgust. “You don’t have to make something up, Dad.
It’s okay if you don’t know the answer.”
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