A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store,
she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter.
The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”
“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher!
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, “Ewww! Gross! No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”
The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a dozen eggs!”
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just…
It was a very windy day on Sunday. The wind was blowing up everywhere. A lady was on here way into the church when a gust of…
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was….
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs…