A lady failed the written driving test

A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass.

But the test had the same question, “You are driving at 100 kmh. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff.

On the road, you see an old man and a young man. What will you hit?

The woman walked up to the examiner and said,

“I’ve answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man, and young man, yet I failed all four times. How is this possible? What am I supposed to hit???”

The examiner replied, “The brakes!!!”

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