A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks,
“Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,
I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,
“What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”
She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama walked into a busy casino and headed straight for the dice table. The dealers looked up as she placed…
A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i…
One evening, a man was relaxing on the couch with his wife, watching television and enjoying a bowl of peanuts. To entertain himself, he started tossing peanuts…
Mike saw his friend Paddy sitting alone at the bar, looking miserable. “Hey buddy,” Mike said, taking the seat beside him. “What’s wrong with you?” Paddy sighed…
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…
An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…