A husband & wife are talking.
Husband: “How many times have you cheated on me?”
Wife: “Only twice.”
Husband: “Tell me about them.”
Wife: “Remember when you were very sick, and we didn’t have money to pay for the doctor? Well, I slept with him.”
Husband: “That’s not so bad; and the other?”
Wife: “Remember when you were running in the elections, and you needed 450 votes?”
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