A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned.
“What happened, my child?”
“I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie, so I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye.”
“Okay; how did you get the other black eye?”
“Well, I thought I’d done something wrong, so I put her wedgie back.”
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