A guy walks into a bar and grabs a stool.

A guy walks into a bar and grabs a stool. Before he can order a drink, the bowl of pretzels on the bar in front of him says, “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”

The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels and orders a drink from the bartender.

The bowl of pretzels tries to get the man’s attention again by saying, “Ooh, a pilsner, that’s a great choice. You seem like an incredibly smart man.”

Getting very uncomfortable with the pretzel’s comments, the guy says to the bartender, “Hey, what the heck is up with this bowl of pretzels? It just keeps saying really nice things about me.”

The bartender says, “It’s normal. The pretzels are complimentary.”

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