A Father Tests His Twin Boys

Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas day their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure.

That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked.

“Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.

”Answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure “What are you so happy about?” he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”

Related Posts

What’s WRONG with me?

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ‘Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke…

Eggs in marriage

Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from…

A nun wakes up …

A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes.  As she’s walking down…

Three men

Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The…

Grocery shopping

A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re…

Two priests

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *