A diet guru is holding a seminar in the conference room of a large hotel. “The food we eat,” he explains, “is slowly killing us.
Red meats attack the heart. Vegetables and fruits are sprayed with harmful pesticides. Even our drinking water is polluted!
But do you know which food is much more dangerous than them all? Can anyone tell me what it is?”
A man in the back of the room raises his hand and, when called on, answers, “Wedding cake?”
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out, “God, I have a bit of an issue!” “What’s troubling you, Eve?” asked God. “Well, Lord, you’ve…
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says :”Hey baby, want to have fun?”…
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept…
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…