A confident man strolls into a bar

A confident man strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a gorgeous woman. After a quick glance at her, he casually checks his watch.

Curious, the woman asks, “Waiting on someone?”

“No,” he replies smoothly. “I just got this high-tech watch, and I’m testing it out.”

Intrigued, she asks, “Oh? What’s so special about it?”

He grins. “It uses alpha waves to send me telepathic messages.”

“Oh really? And what’s it telling you right now?” she teases.

He smirks. “It says you’re not wearing any panties…”

The woman bursts out laughing. “Well, your fancy watch must be broken, because I am wearing panties!”

The man shakes his head and sighs. “Damn thing must be an hour fast.”

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