A church puts an ad in the newspaper for a person to ring the bell in the belfry on Sunday mornings

A church puts an ad in the newspaper for a person to ring the bell in the belfry on Sunday mornings. No one applies for the position except for a young man with no arms.

The church administrator isn’t sure he can handle the job, but the man climbs the tower and rings the bell using just his head.

On his first Sunday on the job, the man gets a little too excited and hits the bell a little too hard with his melon. He falls from the belfry and lands on the church steps. Two parishioners late for services rush past him.

“Who was that guy?” the wife asks her husband as they enter the church.

“I’m not sure,” the husband replies, “but his face does ring a bell.”

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