A chicken

A chicken walks into a library and up to the desk. “Buk”, says the chicken. So the librarian gives him a book. The chicken leaves with the book and returns five minutes later. “Buk,” he says.

So the librarian gives him another book. This goes on about eight more times, until finally the eight more times, until finally the librarian leaves the library and goes outside on break in the back where there’s a pond. The chicken is standing on the edge of the pond tossing the books to a frog on a lilypad. The chicken says “Buk, Buk” and the frog says “reddit, reddit”. I’ll show myself out.

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