A chemist walks into his shop and sees a man leaning against the wall.
“What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant.
“He came in for cough syrup,” the assistant explains. “But I couldn’t find any, so I sold him some laxatives instead.”
“What?! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” the chemist says, horrified.
The assistant replies, “Of course you can… look at him — he’s way too scared to cough!”
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he’s…
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just…
It was a very windy day on Sunday. The wind was blowing up everywhere. A lady was on here way into the church when a gust of…
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was….
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…