A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out.
She put in another dollar, pushed a different button and an iced tea came out.
The blonde kept doing this, until the man behind her became impatient. “Excuse me, can I just get a drink, THEN you can continue whatever you’re doing???” “No way!” exclaimed the blonde. “I’m not giving up this machine when I’m winning!”
Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked a…
A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods. They cross a river when, all of a sudden, the river genie appears. Genie: “Well, alright Two customers…
A pirate walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. The bartender asked, “Gee you look awful, are you feeling okay?” “I feel fine, why…
A traveler was walking along the side of the road hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars…
Old Preacher Man Goes To See The Doctor All tests came back looking good, and the doctor sits down to discuss the results with him. “Well, Eric,…
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground So large that they can’t see the bottom of…