A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left.
The tree is still in front of her so she swerves to the right, this time her car rolls into the ditch.
When the Police Officer came to the scene of the accident the blonde told the Police Officer about the tree that was in front of her.
The officer kindly explained that the tree was the green air freshener hanging off her rear view mirror.
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