A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband.
“I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a
book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
Four old guys are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They…
An 85-year-old couple, married for almost 60 years, tragically passed away in a car accident and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Thanks to the wife’s obsession with…
An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…
Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City and approached the aisle seat he had booked. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting there….
On a long haul UK flight, a mother took her young son to the toilet and told him she would come back for him, in five minutes….
So, three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little…