Story – A mother

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?’

The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?

‘The busy flight attendant smiled and said, ‘Did your Mother tell you to ask me?’

The boy said, ‘Yes, she did.’ ‘Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.”

Views: 1,542

Related Posts

In a small town

In a small town, a person decided to open up a br0th∈l, which was right opposite to a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign…

Video: A farmer has to go out

A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field about 10 miles from his farm. To get there, he must drive his tractor, and his…

An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii

An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and…

Video: Bob wanted to board his horse.

Bob wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at $25 a day, plus he would keep the manure. Bob…

Two privates got into an argument.

Two privates were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying. “This here’s…

Video: The pastor’s wife was expecting

The pastor’s wife was expecting, and one Sunday morning, he stood before the congregation with a hopeful smile. “Brothers and sisters,” he said, “as my family grows,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *