Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend

Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him.

After a long silence, she finally spoke up:

“Tim, I’ve been thinking. Now that we’re married, maybe it’s time for you to quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course, and you could probably get a good price for your clubs.”

Tim’s face suddenly went pale.

She asked, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

“For a moment there, you sounded just like my ex-wife,” he replied.

“Ex-wife!” she exclaimed, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t,” he answered. 

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