Teacher: “John, what’s the matter? Why are you looking so upset?”
John: “My dad is in the police station, and my mom is in the hospital!”
Teacher: “Oh, you poor kid! Please go home!”
The principal happened to see John leave. He asks the teacher, “Where’s John heading to?”
Teacher: “I permitted him to go home because his dad is in the police station and his mom is in the hospital.”
Principal: “His dad is a cop, and his mom is a nurse… where else would they be?”
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar, and he said, “In my house, I am the boss, I say when the laundry…
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…
All the way through dinner, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter stared at me intently as I sat opposite her. The little girl could hardly eat her…
Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,“Didn’t I marry you two last year?” Ted replied, “Yes, Father, you did.”…
After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her medications. As…
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, just about to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says, “I have a confession to make… I’m…