A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain’s parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the tricks worked.
He started shouting in the middle of performances:
“Look, it’s not magic! The flowers are in his sleeve!”
“Hey, the rabbit’s under the hat!”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything — it was the captain’s parrot.
One day, the ship sank.
The magician and the parrot found themselves floating together on a piece of wood.
They glared at each other but said nothing.
Finally, after a few days, the parrot sighed and said,
“Okay… I give up. Where’s the ship?” 😂