A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.
A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the matter?”
He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry. I’m sure it will be all right.’”
“She was just trying to comfort you. What’s so frightening about that?”
“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!”
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A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud…
A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!” No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and…
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no…
A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn’t get cured. He was sad. Then his wife advised, “why don’t you consult a veterinary doctor?”…
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets;…