The old man was quite sleepy

The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said,
“Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!”

The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and say
“Good night!”

Just as he was about to doze off she said,
“You would then kiss me lovingly!”

Again the old man a bit more cheesed off gave her a gentle kiss of her cheeks.
Just as he was about to fall asleep again she said,
“And then you would give me a bite on my neck!”

The Old man tossed away his blanket and got off the bed.
“Where are you going now?” she asked….
“To bring my damn teeth!

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