An elderly woman needed to take a ur*ne test, but she really didn’t feel like driving all the way to the lab herself.

So she handed the sample to her grandson and said,
“Please be careful with this, dear.”

Naturally… five minutes later, he dropped the vial in the parking lot and the whole thing spilled everywhere.

Panicking, he called his buddy over.

His friend thought for a second and said,
“Relax. My family owns a farm. One of our pigs is pregnant and p**s nonstop. They’ll never know the difference.”

Against all common sense, the grandson actually agreed.

They filled the vial with pig urine and sent it off to the lab.

A few days later, the old lady got a phone call.

“Ma’am,” the lab technician said nervously, “your test results came back… and we have some surprising news.”

The old woman gasped.
“Oh Lord… is it serious? Am I d*ing?”

“No, ma’am,” the technician replied. “You’re not d*ing.”

She sighed with relief.
“Oh thank goodness.”

There was a long pause.

“However… according to the results… you are pr*gnant.”

The old lady nearly dropped the phone.

“Pregnant?! That’s impossible! I’ve been widowed for ten years! I haven’t even looked at a man in ages!”

“Well…” the technician continued awkwardly,
“There’s also another complication.”

“What complication?!”

“It appears you’ll be giving birth to six piglets.”

Silence.

Then the old woman muttered,

“Well… this is exactly why you shouldn’t fool around with sausages at my age.” 😂