An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…

Paddy had been thinking about selling his old car for weeks. It still ran well enough, but it had seen better days, and the mileage on the…

After a long night of drinking, two very drunk men decided they weren’t quite ready to go home yet. As they staggered down the street, one of…

Mona Reston was sitting in court, on trial for the murder of her third husband. The courtroom was packed. Everyone in town had heard the rumors about…

Three elderly gentlemen went to the doctor for their regular check-up. After examining them, the doctor decided to give them a simple memory test. He turned to…

An old man began to notice that his wife seemed to be having trouble hearing. Whenever he spoke to her from another room, she didn’t answer. When…

Four strangers found themselves traveling together in the same compartment of a European train: two men and two women, all facing one another. One woman was a…

James showed up at Mass one Sunday, and the priest nearly fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life except for…

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls”. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As…

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better…

A Swiss man was driving through a small English town, completely lost and increasingly frustrated. After circling the same streets several times, he finally spotted a bus…