Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding.  To his delight, she takes the seat beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, “Business…

Mary went to see a psychiatrist about her husband Bob (he wouldn’t go with her). “Doctor, my husband has this problem. Almost every night now, he’s dreaming…

The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their…

An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out…

While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called…

The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works…

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby…

Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve…

A duck walks into a bar and says “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender says “No” and the duck leaves. The duck comes back the…

Two women who are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter…. First Woman :“My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper…

An elderly couple was sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an ungainly…