Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog’s food for my loyal livestock guard dog and was in the checkout…

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little Johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…

One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath before…

Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed…

Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.One day, Little…

A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer…

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist,“Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a…

A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they…

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and…

A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father was telling the boy how dangerous polar…

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead…