A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: “I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need some protection. How much is…

An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway police. Ma’am, did you…

One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife’s arm… the wife is turned and she tells him: I’m sorry but…

A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?” “Not even a little,” said the young man….

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them…

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her…

At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a p*nis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair…

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even…

Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited…

Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of…

So David Is finally engaged and is excited to show off his new bride. “Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls…