After a hard day at the office, Ray crawled into bed with his wife while she slept, and promptly dozed off. The first thing he heard as…

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans, When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling,…

One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register…

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks….

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks…

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl.“Well tell him to put a reflector light on…

A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she…

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother’s superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well,…

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” The little girl…

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…