As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband,who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at…

A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report…

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine…

A frustrated wife waiting impatiently for her husband to return home from work posted a note that read, “I’ve had enough of you and I’m leaving. Don’t waste your…

Johnny is a seventh-grader. He used to question his teacher all the time. Johnny asked his English teacher one day: “Why don’t we say some letters with…

The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think…

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with tor, that eat things. The first little boy says. Alligator, “Very good, that’s a big word?…

On occasion, school can be dull. As a student, I bet you slept off some of the lectures you didn’t particularly enjoy. That occurred far too frequently…

A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs…

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best…

Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Mom and Dad for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…