A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that…

Three girls worked together in the same office, all under the same female boss. Day after day, they noticed the boss would always sneak out of work…

A man visited his doctor, and the doctor checked him over before commenting, “It looks like you get a fair bit of exercise.” The man replied, “Oh…

A guy goes into a company for a job interview. The interviewer asks him, “What would you consider to be your biggest weakness?” The guy thinks for…

Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar, and the lab…

A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him : “Before you meet with God, I should tell you ,we’ve looked over your life,…

Three elderly brothers—96, 94, and 92—still live together in the old family house. One evening, the 96-year-old runs a bath. He puts one foot in and freezes.“Hey!”…

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As…

A cheerful woman walked into the pharmacy with confidence and asked the clerk,“Hi! Do you have deodorant for… well… your bottom?” The clerk blinked.“Um… bottom deodorant?”“Yes,” the…

A guy is driving when suddenly his car runs out of gas. Just then, a bee buzzes in through the window. “Hey, what’s going on?” asks the…

Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home…