A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and…

A 45 year old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. While in surgery, she had a supernatural near-death experience….

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven…… When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t…

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….

John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life,between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the…

There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ Soon,…

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…

A writer came home to find his house burned down. His wife, who was crying and had minor burns, was standing outside. “What happened, dear?” the man…

A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:…