After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give…

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on…

A woman visits her husband in the prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that . He’s exhausted !”…

A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second…

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and I have some…

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…

Ask anybody who has a cat in their life and they will tell you that it is one of the best decisions they ever made. That being…

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end…

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL” and farts loudly.  The wife…

It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play…