A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines….

Have you ever experienced that overwhelming sense of relief when you wake up in the morning? It might sound strange, but for some of us who are…

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol…

Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the…

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…

Husband’s E-Mail To His Wife… A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving…

A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…

A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she…

A Couple Goes In A BarThe wife says,“Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds,“Who is he?” The wife answers,“Well, five…

A wife goes on a trip for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious,…

An 85-year-old lady was waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away….