A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get…

A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here…

A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp. She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie…

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his…

One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to…

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay…

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have…

Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting…

A little boy hopped onto a public bus and plopped down in the seat right behind the driver. As the bus pulled away, the boy started chatting…

Toward the far end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to slice his ball straight into the woods, where he found it nestled in a patch…

Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve…