There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said “The Best Restaurant in the City.” The next…

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does…

A frail, elderly couple shuffled slowly into McDonald’s on a bitterly cold winter evening. They seemed out of place among the lively young families and couples enjoying…

A husband and wife are grocery shopping when the husband grabs a case of Budweiser and drops it into the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?”…

A man is driving down a quiet country road when he loses control of his car and veers into a ditch. Frustrated but unhurt, he walks to…

After 25 years of marriage, Jake left his wife, Edith, for a much younger secretary. His new flame insisted they live in Jake and Edith’s luxurious multi-million-dollar…

A little girl approached her father and said, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her dad replied, “But honey, you *do*…

A policeman is walking down the street one day, When he notices a very small boy Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across…

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and…

As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the…

A trucker walked into a truck stop café and gave his order. He said, “I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of…