Sean and Liam are craving a pint, but they only have one Euro between them. Sean takes the coin, heads off, and returns with a sausage. Liam…

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have…

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas.They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play…

One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath before…

My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “ Her: “Wind it…

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans, When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling,…

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing, to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she…

Ask anybody who has a cat in their life and they will tell you that it is one of the best decisions they ever made. That being…

An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady. The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age…

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,…

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and…